Hey, everybody, I've started this blog committed to bringing you great recipes and other fun things that are fun. Here's a recipe. It's fun. Make it for your kids, make it for your pets, make it for your grandma, then make it again just to say I love you to somebody special.
1 Oreo Piecrust
2 Cookies and Cream Pop Tarts
2 pourings of Count Chocula
Several fruit flavored marshmallows
1 oz Arsenic(Just kidding!)
1 oz Strychnine
Monkey Blood
If you don't have strychnine or monkey blood, substitute whipped cream. Take the Oreo piecrust. Put it somewhere pleasant. Look at it. Sing a silly song. I said a SILLY SONG, dammit! Now appreciate the early films of Melanie Griffith. She used to look really good. Pour the first pouring of Count Chocula. Do not pour too much. Pour a little less than too much. But not too much less. If you're worried about it, ask someone who pours things a lot to help you. Like a bartender or a chemist. Stand in front of a 7-11 for two weeks. A ghost will appear before you. It will whisper a name to you. Find the person the ghost named and kill them with only your hands and teeth. Add marshmallows. Most of the marshmallows you're going to use. Add strychnine and monkey blood, stir vigorously while screaming the name of the person the ghost made you murder. Their spirit will materialize and cry into the pie crust. Pour Count Chocula again. Add more marshmallows. Freeze til delicious.
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